.....I’m going to join you in this opinion (bracing for the Outrage! Squad)....I’m sorry, but an angry/dejected/rejected woman will say pretty much anything....as a gay man, I identify with the bullshit women have to put up with, but I’ve seen too many women throw the kitchen sink to believe the plumbing broke on its…

....as much as I adore Mary Tyler Moore, she wasn’t the “first single gal on her own in the Big City”.....Marlo Thomas beat her to it by four years on “That Girl”.....

....Switzerland...

....enemigos de lo ajeno.....

....the Dowager Countess sniffs.....

....corgis for dinner....

....I know....I was outraged (I have no life)...and pretty much the only person who agreed with me was Barbara Walters, before she slipped off the dementia cliff....

....you know those corgis used to be alive.....

.....I want “the Princess Anne”

....I summer at Anmer Hall....

....well, Buckingham Palace isn’t going to repair itself....do you want a homeless Queen? (cuz I know a couple....)

....I want the Camilla Coffee Mug.....so I can raise her mug to mine every morning....

....I always try to eat the good....in fact, I’m snacking on Justin Trudeau right now....

....I bet yer a riot at parties...

....I can’t believe she has the gall to wear it....

.....I’m waiting for the Prince William dildo...naff said....Lady Mary rolls her eyes in ennui....Daisy’s finger-banging in the pantry...

....I should think he’d be alright with Canadians....after all, they’re whiter than the snow they’re fleeing....

.....I’d rather they twerk towards freedom.....

....who’s to say that alien isn’t female?

....but, are they rapists? Or is just a bunch of gentle probing??