....well, she’s running against one....

....really, all you need is the “Patsy”.....

.....I think you’ve had enough JagerMeister for one evening.......now, lie down and let Bessie take care of you.....

.....there, there......run to Donald’s warm embrace....................if you are one of those people who swear they will leave the U.S. when Hillary wins, do send us a postcard......lol....

.....As a dude, I feel I should tell you that I slept with yer Dad......I guess you already know he has a sad dick.....he said ya’ll were close...

......just a gay fan here, Marty......please keep talking shit to the too-libtards......believe it or not, there IS a difference......and I bet that’s quite a gun yer packin’......

.....yer not the sharpest tack in the box, I’m guessing??

....ya veo que no vale la pena discutir con un gilipollas como tu.....te enfocas tanto en la causa del dia que ni siquiera ves lo que te rodea....gilipollas

.....I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and guess that wheat grew on its own....

.....he didn’t “guess”.....gilipollas.....it was stated...and was correct....

....Shirley you cannot be this dense.......(?).....they are not called cults when they are the government....I’m guessing you are monolingual and pay no attention to anything south of the border.....all the way down to Ushuaia in Tierra del Fuego....brush up on yer world studies, and don’t bring me yer Weak Sauce for…

....check yer sources and yer Outrage!......the facts are in evidence.....as he stated correctly and factually......sorry yer Outrage! is disappointed and misdirected.....

....you’ll suffer more this way.....

....for your transgression, the Inquisition sentences you to a 3-way with Ted Cruz and Rand Paul WITH THE LIGHTS ON AND CURTAINS OPEN......

....ahem....what made you assume that it was a man?

.....well, she married well..........isn’t that all that matters?

....I would like to see some nude male Australians.....I hear they have big ones....

My version of this is: How did cave men survive without a gluten-free diet?

....as a gay man, I secretly fantasize that it was Bernie under the desk...

....which taco are we talking about?