Hillary, aka, Val the Bartender

....can’t believe I’m wasting my time on you.....the FACTS were already in evidence....so grab yer towel and head out of the ring....

....I love it when you talk like that, Marty....

....why don’t you start with the refugees fleeing atrocities in Central America, who, by the way, have been standing in line for 30 years?......Spare me the Syria-du-jour lament.....so lame

.....mais, c’est vrai! Incroyable....

....and, ahem, cough....how exactly do you know this? Have you been side-eyeing package when your partner wasn’t looking?

....lol.....as Phyllis used to say to me, “Bess, dear, sexual frustration is part of life....” to which I always replied, “Shut it, Phyllis!”

......this is bat-shit insane (Bess Lindstrom reaches for warm can of Natural Ice to calm her nerves....Phyllis tries to intervene with, “Bess, Dear...” ....Bess gives Phyllis side-eye).......

.....I can hear Ethan Couch’s wild-eyed Mom trying to get Salling’s lawyers’ number....

.....well, I live in Florida.....can’t really do that....(reaches for can of warm Natural Ice)....

......this is so brilliant, I’m sorry it took me this many days to discover.....

....y se la cogi

....I believe his point was that when there is a pattern that is locus-focused, Occam’s Razor, and all that....

....not that you diminished anyone by alleging bigotry for proven facts as related to the specific article....nah, not my Rez!

....this better not begin with Bessie!

.....exactly...take yer Mylanta and call us....well, we’ll get back to you....he he he

.....sorry, Rez.....yer bringing Weak Sauce.....we want that bracing outrage from this morning!....

.....I love this....please get us started: “....

....I feel especially bad for the dark chocolate-covered raspberry ice cream bars that were insanely addictive.....how I managed to stay thin I will never know.....................ALSO: now that they are going to begin again here in Florida, how does Listeria affect people in the throes of a Waka meltdown?

...well, by all means, do let’s call the Outrage! Police because another commenter said something to you based on fact.....