....thanx for that:)

.....sometimes it really is better just to be content with what you have.....even if you spent Christmas Day completely alone.....

.....I would’ve saved the waxing for another day, unless your anger at your father made today the perfect day to yank-and-scream...

....it’s 5 p.m. here in Florida (NW)....temp still in the 70s with a strong fine mist blowing in off the water.....spent the entire day alone, unless you count a hung of queso manchego from Spain, and Red Oval Canadian Stoned Ground crackers.....all in all, a reflective yet pretty good Christmas Day.....and Merry…

Merry Christmas, y’all! So, here it is Christmas Eve, and I’m here at the beach in NW Florida where it is 75 degrees at 7 p.m., drinking a warm Natural Ice beer, and talking to the Jezbians.......I’m sure there is a moral in here somewhere.....

....am I the only one who thinks Martin Shkreli would be adorable as an Elf?

.........you have to pray there is a gay lover somewhere in his past who comes forward.....

1. Licenses Adele’s “Hello”, changes to “Hello? HELLO?? Anyone? Hello?”

.....now this is a prison romance I can get behind, Durst and Shkreli.....

.....when did Tim Roth morph into Gerard Depardieu?

.....I’m a dude, and I did this to yer Dad.......it ended well.....

.....why don’t hot guys ever strip in public? Why is it always 48-yr-old Texan Latinas looking for a scholarship?? There is no justice.........#HotGuysMatter

......is PornHub a real thing?

“Affluenza III: Strike While the ......fuck it, I got nuthin’......

.....I was unaware that WalMart had $1700 in goods....but, then, it is Christmas.....

....does this look like a handjob to anyone but me?......maybe I’m just horny....I am in Florida after all......

....umm.....Iowa?

....and the people in Cali are blissfully unaware that they are even there....

.....North Carolina and New Mexico beg for an Honorable Mention................

.....Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, and the combined population of Great Britain disagree.....