......side-eyes Kara....

.....always safest to go with Vanuatu.....

.......just to play Devil’s Advocate here, is ANYONE on Gawker going to begin with, “Don’t be committing a crime.....”

.....I wonder what Gov. O’Malley would say...... “I was the Mayor of Baltimore, and look how well I did”

.....what would Kristin’s app say? .....for $2.99/month, she’ll tell you (hint: it involves the unsavory influence of Jay’s used oat cup [which was the smallest, I might add])

.....let the looting begin! ....because, really, who doesn’t enjoy looting at Christmas?......

“That’s My Mama”

....hey, we need SOMETHING.........even if it does involve unseemly daydreams about men from Down Under......

.....all in all, I get the teacher’s perspective.....but, at least, now this girl can be friends with the kid whose clock was mistaken for an I.E.D.

Abigail Breslin needs to stay home more.......and, by all means, not attend comedy shows nor parties....she’s probably fat

....omg....how did I live this long and I’ve never heard this song? Me, who can’t wait to bust out the Johnny Mathis Christmas album every year.....lol....so, St. Nick enjoys “peppermint stick”, huh? Just as soon as he can get that stocking down.......aight.......lol

.....I am not familiar with this song, though, oddly, I am familiar with dick...

.......oh, Lord, it’s the Outrage! Squad.......

Miss Swann!!!!!!

.......and the pool boy!

.....can I get a shout-out for “Ricky Martin’s Panties”?

.....you are out of your mind........MadTv ruled!

.....I’m going to vote for you....

......I just hope it’s good coffee.....that way, if the date fizzles, you can still savor the coffee, which can work wonders.....

.....I love this story...