.....don’t know why I love this......probably cuz I’m alone on a Friday night and would take a Mall Santa right about now.....yeah, I’d ring his bell....

......hmmm....I always wanted to bang a Jewish guy....at least I know I won’t have to deal with smegma....

....Ben showed us everything he needed to show us in “Gone Girl”.....

.....oh, Lord, here we go with Outrage! Squad........Get a Life! Loser!!

......Is this article saying he also raped men? It seems to say that some of the plaintiffs are men............not real familiar with this world, but is this a thing? Equal opportunity rapist?

.....off topic, but does anyone know of any nude fotos of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau? Asking for a friend.....

........would bang.......don’t judge......baby, it’s cold outside.......

As a man, I would just like to say that Yes! I’ve always wanted to taste Wisconsin dick, and Yes! I would then crawl into a corner and rock myself into a cold, bitter death............so there’s that......

Old Men Need It

.....and that scrawny, bewarted, uncut Cuban cock........I just vomited a LOT in my mouth......brb....

.....or the immortal line from the old “Lou Grant” tv show: “People are asking, ‘Why isn’t Lou Grant alive and well, and doing great in Argentina?’”

.....hopefully with Aaron Schock.....only Aaron is standing....

.....this story would be much more interesting if at least one of the accusers were male