I am making the quite likely unwise decision to comment before I click through to the original article, because I didn’t see any mention on the bride’s part that she’s sent a heartfelt thank you letter to her bridesmaid for being part of her wedding party.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Maybe she thought that she didn’t have to give us a wedding gift because she was a bridesmaid?

I always thought the rule was if you were in a wedding you were already spending an exorbitant amount of money on a hideous dress you’ll never wear again, so you were excused from buying a gift. Have I been wrong all these years?

Psssst! Your friend is not a feminist.

Personally, I find Nick 100000% more attractive than Shawn. Physically, I don’t think Shawn is attractive, and the fact that he’s acting like a pee pants baby is just repulsive to me.

Yep, that’s what I think, too. My guess is Kaitlyn and Shawn zeroed in on one another from the first episode, and a lot of the guys flaming out at the beginning is indicative of what Nick mentioned where everyone knows Shawn is the frontrunner. The producers freaked out because K and S can only do so much together…

One of the things I enjoy so much about this franchise is how all the contestants seem to forget how the whole thing works once they get on set. NEWSFLASH: you signed up for a situation in which you would be dating one person while he/she is simultaneously dating a bunch of other people. Making out with people who are…

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

I have never watched this show, but if I was a bachlorette, I would totally bang every single guy I could and then refuse to choose one for a husband. Get yours while the gettings good is my motto.

You’re making a lot of assumptions there, Nancy Drew.

That cat is terrible. Why is it so moist?

I prefer to think of it as their fragile male egos can’t handle being told that maybe he made a poor choice in what women he kept around, whereas women are more willing to listen to reasonable people and make educated decisions ;)

Yay...recap time! Was it just me or did pacifist Tony's message actually sound quite ominous. They all deserve everything that is in their future and this isn't the last they've seen of him? Someone keep an eye on Tony and his child eyes. :/

I’m excited for this, for two reasons:

1) Christian Grey is a bona fide nutjob nightmareperson and I really want to see EL James try and write from his point of view whilst still trying to make him a super dreamy romance hero. I mean, he’s a fuckhead from Ana’s perspective so I can’t imagine the contortions she’s going…

Tell your dad and brother that I say hello.

I need an adult.

Wait so you want us to be against the STORE CLERK in this situation? Who is probably making around minimum wage?? Yeah, it probably wasn’t the nicest thing to say out loud, but jeez, s/he probably meant it literally. It literally must be nice to have that life. It literally must be nice to be able to make that choice…