So many things to say about this woman holding a plate of phallic-shaped foodstuffs. Where to begin...

Even though back in the day, I was angry at Hilary for kissing my boyfriend (AC) I have since switched to Team Hilary (because AC is cray cray) and like you, have an irrational need for her and her lovely little family to reunite. Unless her hockey husband is a dick, in which case, GTFO. Hilary can do better. I just…

I came here to say this exact thing but as you are not gray, speak for the people. I love this video. It is all of the brilliant.

... and don't care about your partner seeing you wipe.

In all seriousness, I commend you for being liberal in a state that makes that very difficult to do. It's very easy to let my blue flag fly when I'm surrounded by other people who agree with me but living in Texas, it was a lot easier to keep my mouth shut when politics came into play. People like you and Mayor Parker…

Funny, my family in IL said the same thing about good pizza when I moved to Texas.

I lived in Houston (during an election period) before moving back to my deeply blue state and was commenting on the stark contrast of political campaigning there and here. A prime example being how candidates here (IL, FWIW) demonize their opponents by accusing them of defunding Planned Parenthood and blocking women's…

I can get behind the Dallas hate 100%. I temporarily lived in Houston and whenever I spoke to lifetime Houstonians about the future of Texas, they'd insist on using Austin as an example of what Texas could be. Progressive, liberal, cultured and unique. They all loved vacationing there, talked about it with an awed…

Very true! Houston is incredibly diverse. And their population is growing at a much faster rate than many other cities in the country. Thus supporting Wendy Davis' hypothesis on the Daily Show the other night that Texas will inevitably turn blue. Not any time soon but one day, it'll happen!

Mayor Parker is a real badass. She's dragging Houston, kicking and screaming, into the 21st century. As much as they'd like to act like they're as liberal and progressive as Austin (pretty much the city in Texas every other city aspires to be; the cool older brother town if you will), Houston is still regressively…

As someone the same age and demo as Taylor, I liked Red for how it sounded but I had a problem relating to the lyrics in a way I hadn't with her previous albums. Prior to Red, I always felt like the words were speaking to my experience of high school, friends, first loves, etc. Red really felt (for someone in her age…

Man....couples getting married get a bad wrap but honestly the most obnoxious stuff comes from guests.

Having been to a few destination weddings then reading the articles and advice columns decrying their selfishness, I think, once again, the modern wedding has become less about what the bride and groom want and more about pleasing a bunch of randos who think they get to have a say. If the bride and groom want to get…

I know I am grey and late to the party but here is my spiritual experience (involving a psychic medium just so you're well aware):

Wow. Just wow.

Wait, wait, wait, Michael Strahan? As in, Live with Kelly and Michael? Welp... That'll be interesting.

I was a docent in a museum that did not allow pictures and people complained constantly. CONSTANTLY. This museum had nothing on par with the Mona Lisa nor Venus de Milo. It was pretty small potatoes. Why they needed a picture of an antique sink is beyond me. But this is AMERICA and they were going to wait until my…

NOOOOOO!!! Callie, you can't leave! You're my internet spirit animal!

WTF DID I JUST READ?

I am laughing out loud because I'm wearing yoga capris with a giant hole in the thigh, a ratty old Chicago White Sox t-shirt, thick wool socks and hot pink Crocs with my hair in a bun from not feeling like washing it today. WE GOT THIS! Casual and charismatic is our calling!