So much practice. See: A Cinderella Story with Chad Michael Murray for ultimate Hilary being humble and flirty at the same time.

Whenever I need to play it cool, I channel Hilary Duff (SHUT UP) because she is the master of playing charming and unassuming. Like, who me? Just over here being cute without trying,

I snorted spaghetti up my nose reading this one. It perfectly encapsulates the inanity of those statuses.

My childhood obsession with Aaron Carter ended when I followed him on Twitter. It is AWFUL. He clearly hasn't matured one speck since his glory days and it is the ramblings of a horny and unfiltered thirteen year old boy. He is nearing thirty years old.

Are you me? Agree 1000% to everything you said here. I am going through the exact same thing. And some days are brighter than others but that undercurrent of pain... It's always there. Thanks! Sending so many positive vibes your way!

This is spot-on. Fathers get a frickin' standing ovation for showing anything that resembles giving a shit while mothers can't even acknowledge their need for "me time" at all the first five years. The most good anyone can do for a new mom is look them in the eye, say "you're doing a good job" and force them to go get…

Yes, being with someone who makes you happy is so important in the long run but it's incredibly difficult to see past all the hurt and sadness initially. Ultimately, it's what is right and I'm glad you found a great partner on the other side of everything that happened!

First things first, your username is glorious and also the primary method I've used for getting through this breakup. QUESO, QUESO and more QUESO.

Yes, all of the above. Walking away from something you think is great with someone you think is The One for legit reasons is probably the most adulting I've ever had to do. If he came to me tomorrow and said "Let's figure this out", I would do it in a heartbeat. However, the grown-up part of me knows we both need to…

Yes, my friends keep telling me that once the sadness wanes, I will have all these happy memories to look back on as opposed to horrible, miserable memories I've had when past exes and I were to reach the breaking point. Because overall, it was an awesome thing and going back to that city a year from now or even in a…

All the cheap moscato, all the time. Hurry up and come out, new Taylor Swift CD! I need to something to sing while I'm sad and drinking lots of wine!

This hits me in the feelz. The last conversation we had, he and I were sobbing because we still loved each other so much that it seemed hard to fathom how we'd just walk away. Luckily (haha) I have had so many horrible awful break ups where the sentiment has simply been "Good Riddance" that having this calm, peaceful…

Thank you! I'm hoping my story turns out a similar way because it's hard to walk away from something you thought was the real deal. I keep trying to convince myself it's for the purpose of meeting someone who is an even better match.

Thank you! I've always subscribed to the naive "if it's true love, it will overcome all obstacles" garbage but now having gone through a breakup like this, I'm realizing that sometimes breaking up over that one stupid thing means you love them even more. Not letting a good relationship devolve into resentments and…

Having been through different kinds of break ups over time, can anyone else confirm that the "amicable" sort sucks majorly, if not more than when there was a glaring, insurmountable problem?

I was trying to put my finger on why I dislike him so much. His stand-up is a bland compilation of stating obvious things in a goofy, exaggerated voice. I understand that most stand-up is real life observations made into a joke so the audience can relate but I watched the entire special on Netflix and just sat there…

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Agree with you 100%! Thanks for the link!

Don't get me wrong, I'm on Team Wendy 100% but that campaign ad... The first time I saw it, I was riveted and outraged by what a monster Greg Abbott is. I have probably seen the commercial sixty to seventy more times since then. It is run every commercial break on all the local stations and sometimes twice during the…

James Marsden in practically the only movie where he gets the girl and isn't the handsome boyfriend/fiancé/husband who must be shafted in order for the female lead to find TRUE LOVE.