I love mine. I was kicking around the idea of a year-old lightly-used M4 (does such a thing exist? and how would you verify it?), but I realized that the vast majority of my driving wouldn’t take advantage of that sort of capability, so I decided on a new 440 instead. It’s got plenty of performance to suit my tastes…

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

If I bought one of these step one would be to add mud flaps with polestars on them.

I love the clean Panteras! Sure, the chin spoiler and everything look boss, but I’ll take the clean look at the sacrifice of some upper-limit performance. 

You want to hear a crazy story? This go kart track in Greenville is directly adjacent to a very well known... how do I put this delicately... it’s a crack motel. It’s the kind of place where you cheat on your wife with some insanely diseased sex workers.

Good night, sweet prince.

I just realized that Vanilla Ice sounds like the “kid” in the PSP commercial.

This comment is so boomer it just bought a Corvette.

I am one of those masochists that has 2 of the original allroads. One in a manual 2.7t V6 and another in a 4.2 V8. The air suspension is definitely a pain in the ass on the original. I actually swapped my 2.7T over to coilovers because I was tired of swapping airbags. I still have the air suspension in my 4.2 allroad.…

*Braves give up 10 runs in first inning*

Alooo Minium.

That might give them more credit than they deserve.

And Scotch tape. Or Sellotape if you live in the UK.

Aluminium crafting researched in the luhboruhtory

People aren’t complete idiots

You missed the best photo in the ad....

I haven’t gotten a rush scrolling through pictures on my phone in the middle of the night like that since my wife popped on eye open at 1:15AM on Saturday and caught me thumb flicking through a gallery on Big Naturals.

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”

Doubly appropriate since the owner of this van will undoubtedly be flying solo....

This is not the van you’r looking for! CP!