It appears his cheese has completely slipped off his hamberder.

As a Gen Xer who went to more than a dozen Dead shows over his life, you know EXACTLY the guy we are talking about. Which means that when I was bitching him out about his music it was not the music that upset me, it was him and his hypocrisy, selfishness, and just boorish behavior that all came spewing out of me after…

Yes, and if romantic comedies were real there would be no such thing as stalking.

I literally have the same car, albeit with a few upgrades and only 30K on my odometer.

Yes, THIS. Us sensible folk need to police the idiots, for our common good. Like when your plane is getting bumped to the back of the line because people need to pee 10 minutes after leaving the gate? Fuck NO, someone stand up and tell everyone to sit back down, you don’t get to make us all late.

I saw a guy place his bags in the overhead in the row behind me - row 10- and then proceed to his seat in the back of the plane - row 22 or something. The guy who was seated in row 11 saw him do it and took the offending bags out, placed his in the overhead and then walked the bag back to Mr. Luggage Douche and told…

I dig it. An air court martial would be a nice option to have. First in line for summary judgement would be the disgusting fucks who don’t take a shower before cramming themselves into a pressurized tube with 150 victims.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

And don’t even get me started on their donut business.

“But your honor! I was just out walking my rooster!”

Golf Country is where it’s at

Man, if I wanted to watch bodies just stumble around in bad lighting and a heavy frost I’d watch a Bills game.

Fucked when parked.

I KNOW WHAT I HAVE NO BLUEBALLERS

Trump has definitely studied Mussolini. Mussolini + wig = Trump

This is the correct take.

What world do you live in that you think people aren’t doing this? My wife and I made $250k+ while living in San Francisco and we still needed a roommate so we could have even a chance of saving money, and even then we eventually had to move since no amount of saving would outstrip the ballooning housing market.

That graph is pretty much everything.

I like how you start off by playing victim, as if that tired old right wing talking point isn’t distressingly popular because it gives those who say it a sense of smug superiority.