sdmikev

3/27/19

I think that’s the major crime here. It’s not like this is some fragile European car that they only made 5 of that you’ll never be able to find correct tires for, never mind if something actually brakes. It’s a fucking Honda that they made thousands of.

3/27/19

If it makes you feel any better, here’s my 277k-mile AE86 Corolla GT-S still running it’s never-overhauled 4AGE.

3/25/19

3/14/19

You’re totally right. Clearly, the real problem here is that people are missing the nuanced metaphor being deployed by the functionally illiterate senile asshole.

3/14/19

“Bikers For Trump” are cosplaying simps, about as intimidating as first graders on Big Wheels. Trump lives in a teevee fantasy world where he thinks those imbeciles are “tough” but in reality every single one of them is either a cotton-soft senior citizen or an obese alcoholic scumbag trying to live out their idiotic…

3/13/19

Every time this Damien Thorn wannabe opens his mouth, I swear all I can hear is mice or bats squeaking.

3/13/19

I ate an entire orange and raisin pannetone myself and dropped the biggest Shvartzapel you’ve ever seen.

3/13/19

First, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

3/12/19

He was hoping for Midvale, but he flunked the entrance exam…

3/12/19

You know, the thing about Ivanka, she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she gets on that Air Force jet and those black eyes roll over wide.

3/11/19

“treated their’s in a manner worse than Furiosa.... “

3/11/19

You can buy roughly 15 Corollas for the price of the Ferrari, that'd be roughly 2500hp combined, only a fool would choose the pathetic Ferrari

3/11/19

3/9/19

I will post mine from the other side of the equation.

3/9/19

As someone who OWNS a Vista Cruiser in a similar color scheme, I have to say, I almost agree (can’t fully agree since the boat-sized money pit in the garage would be severely annoyed).

3/8/19