This is exactly what someone trying to cover up the chemtrail conspiracy would say.

A regular 911 Carrara coupe of this age goes for $16,000 to $20,000.

He’s Biff Tannen, if Biff was under the misconception that he was Patrick Bateman.

Trump wouldn’t turn down a white Russian though.

Anything to promote whitening.

Come here, sonny, and take a seat next to me on the porch swing. Have some lemonade. Now, let me tell you about the Old Days, where there were these things called “Movie Reviews.” The newspapers (we’ll get to that later, sonny, just be patient) would actually pay people to go watch movies and then write about what…

She looks like the hottest grandma in the trailer park.

If you voted CP the line to fight me starts to the left.

Like some sort of anal ouroboros.

Kellyanne?

So your response is “investigate Clinton”?

I know! I mean, are Paul Wolfowitz and Ollie North just unavailable?

I guess the expression “in like Flynn” isn’t going to be used much at the White House moving forward.

Get both - and the 993 can be a blast if properly ‘molested’ (by a quality shop).

I’d be happy to sell you mine...

67-68 Mercury Cougar.

They just inflate another one

Baron Bannonkonnen.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Of course you can daily drive it, I’m saying there are little bitches out there who complain about any car that doesn’t ride as soft as a grandma’s lexus.