Racism. When Greg Olsen threatens to jizz in a woman’s eye, he gets nominated for the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award.

Per team by-laws, he’s been automatically declared the Jets’ franchise player for the next 3 seasons.

Where does “I write stuff down I’ve already done so I can cross something off right away” fit on there?

I’m sure Trump’s team will say this is all a big Nothinglisberger

Based on the number of times I’ve fumbled through entering some 27-character alphanumeric nightmare “for identification purposes” and confirmed it was right, and had the computer confirm that it knows who I am, only to be transferred to a human and asked for the exact same information, I’m going to say nope to the…

I have extraordinarily vivid memories of visiting NY Thruway Roy Rogers frequently as a child but have not seen one in nigh on 20 years at least so i’d have to say probably not.

Do Roy Rogers exist outside of NY State Thruway rest stops?

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

I agree. I also think the version they played on SNL this year should be part of every Christmas song rotation from now on. (If you haven’t seen this, and think it’s just another acoustic version of Everlong, then please just stick around until about the 2:00 mark. :) )

As soon as the Panthers dropped a TD on 3rd and goal AND miffed the field goal on 4th and goal, the gal I was watching the game with and I looked at each other and we were like “yeah, the Saints are going to the divisional round”.

anything to keep him out of the broadcast booth

History of the drug usage or history of the war waged by the law enforcement? The reality is that war on drug costed more in life and in money than the drugs themselves would ever do.

Her kid can take instruction and do things like “kid yoga” but can’t seem to avoid destroying her face on the coffee table.

Yeah, but does your coffee table have a working model train layout in it? Endlessly fascinating, it holds kid’s attention like nothing else.

Hey, I rigged and animated the CG Black Panther for this commercial. Fun fact—when I received the mesh asset for rigging, I hid the mask geometry to start working on rigging the body, and discovered that under the mask was a very recognizable model of Chadwick Boseman’s face! I’m guessing the whole model was…

But she specifically mentions having a couch.

Jesus, I thought the “12" fans were the worst, but somehow you bitching about how you never experience winning (despite this team being one of the most successful for the past 6 seasons) is much worse.

Comments have come a long way since then. Well, at least they are related to the articles. Usually.

Huh.... Matt Damon and Jesse Plemons are getting more difficult to visually distinguish these days.

And in an affidavit Dantzscher submitted in order to get a Michigan judge’s gag order lifted, she added that she has been informed that USA Gymnastics’ attorneys had reached out to her former boyfriends to “dig up dirt” on her and ask questions about her sexual history as an adult.