Man, I’ve been saying that since... 2000.

As fundamentally amazing it would be for Marbury to be on the Lakers...

Is 35 the turning point for liking crappy pop music? Despacito, sign me up, but this Old Town Road is just horrible.

I’ve got the new fast casual concept ready, “Apple Bees”, we only serve fresh, tasty apples and varietals of honey. Only $4.92 for an apple/honey combo meal!

Back in college, was quite broke. I would just pick up boxes of Rice-A-Roni for dinner or Lipton or Knorr sides or whatever. Throw that in a big bowl, in the microwave and boom, $.99 for a shit ton of carby goodness.

As a Knicks fan, I would love a team that looked like they hated each other that managed to win 49 games. The things you learn to complain about when, during the years you’ve been going, your team has won 2/3's of their games.

If you’re watching the 2026 championship, think you’re watching it on April 1st.

If you’re looking for alternative slappers for when your hand gets tired, I’m available. I don’t know your son, but man, that song (or whatever that mess of words is)...

Hope you ordered it for him.

Those Nintendo Sticker Cards sound sweet. And either that got a ringer, or Home Alone era Macaulay Culkin was getting those sweet Apple Jack voiceover checks.

If it’s not in here, I’m not interested...

Where is this magic duck ramen with all of my favorite ingredients? I have never stepped foot in the state of Minnesota, but now I’m ready to go.

I’m lactose intolerant and despite the rise of alt-milks in the past few years, I never was a big cereal fan growing up due to the...effects.

I just did the same thing, with my mom moving from a 3 story house into a 2BR apartment. She insisted on keeping every single one of those things. This was three months ago, they are still sitting in the same box we moved them in, untouched.

For $200, that blanket better make me a picnic every time I want to use it.

For $200, that blanket better make me a picnic every time I want to use it.

Are you my wife?

I mean, there’s Live, Die, Repeat. Same concept, slightly different genre.

It was a good time! 

Man, I didn’t even have plans on Monday night, this sounds like some good old-fashioned fun. Next year, more advertising. My new dream is be the World Series of Musical Chairs Champion.

Big thanks to Dan McQuade for letting everyone know about this loss before Jeopardy aired in the majority of America.