Yes, and in the NHL draft, taking the “highly touted foreigner” means a kid who didn’t play juniors in Quebec.

One always attends a Jays game before moving. It’s a reliable way to remind yourself why you’re leaving and why that’s absolutely the right thing to do.

Home Depot boxes? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Steal your cardboard moving boxes from the local liquor store like the rest of us, asshole.

Shouts out Raptors’ great Jamario Moon though. 

At least AD finally got away from that incompetent franchise that squandered his early prime! He’s gonna love playing with DeShawn Stevenson, Jamario Moon, Andris Biedrins, and some other guys I’m currently remembering.

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

C’mon, it’s Hank Scorpio.

“Not for nothing, but with Williamson’s timing looking a bit off tonight, we can only speculate on the impact of his decision to recklessly sport a Citizen Eco on the team flight rather than his reliable Tissot time-keeper. Back to you, Mark.”

Applebee’s; you’ve made a poor choice in where to live, now make a poor choice where to eat.

Look at the bright side, now we’ll get a Rovell tweet about how much ad revenue Woj has produced by selling his soul to big business.

Thanksgiving of 2003.

the Kingsman sequel has to be one of the worse sequels ever made...I was late to the Kingsman party and fell in love with the Kingsman when i finally saw it, a few days later i went out of my way to watch Kingsman 2...I was so disappointed...the distance in quality between the first and the second is staggering. I…

Composts?

Obviously, ramon was a staple in my life, but I’d end up with 2/3 a loaf of bread in the fridge that I didn’t want it to go bad.

Yes. But that doctor was employed by the Golden State Warriors. 

I hate to be a super debbie downer, but in all likely hood that stuff is peeled by Chinese prisoners that are forced to peel it all day long as in what is essentially slave labor to produce super cheap pre-peeled garlic around the world. So I would look into it if you care or not, up to you. It is also talked about in…

I had an intriguing fortune the other day...

Excellent post. It had never really clicked with me that the people in charge of diagnosing/treating/clearing a player after an injury have a bigger interest in the team’s success than the player’s health. The medical treatment players receive is not about their overall or long-term health. It boils down to their timel…

One for you, two for the compost pile.  One for you, two for the compost pile . . . 

Toaster ovens are fantastic. I started using them to do eel and salmon skin chips as a chef at a Japanese restaurant years ago and I couldn’t imagine not having one now.