Such horseshit. You have to stand up for yourself when another person is being unreasonable; most especially if it is your spouse.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

This like going on an article about car maintenance and proclaiming to everyone that people shouldn’t buy cars.

This is the worst novel I have ever read.

I like how their clothes looks, but the excessive amounts of polyester means I can’t actually wear any of it around people if I risk sweating even a drop of moisture, lest I smell like a wet dog next to a space heater.

They serve it raw in Japan. I had some, wasn’t told it was horse until after I ate it. Would do it again. They also served a Mackerel that was just the head, spine and tail, along with the sashimi cuts, still gilling. That freaked me out more

every time I see an old Simmons mini rant like that I am genuinely embarrassed for spending so many hours reading his stuff over the years.

If I want to get good seats to a Rangers game it will almost surely be cheaper for me to fly to Vegas and watch them play a road game than similar tickets at MSG.

Send this person to jail.

I was with you up until the “dip my morning bagel in tea” part. You are clearly a crazy person.

“...but couldn’t really provide an explanation for the lack of zip behind his pitches.”

Leicester City man. That’s where the money is.

If we’re going this route, I’m going to have to add: Jay and Silent Bob > Mallrats.

Trust me, as a Jets fan, that was them trying.

Also, our menses attract bears.

God bless you.

Does anyone else think ketchup on burgers is blasphemous and disgusting? Like, I only resort to ketchup if a shitty burger is otherwise unsalvageable. I am well aware I might be in the minority here, but to me, ketchup is for hot dogs and fries.

Yea, its an emotional roller coaster.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

Don’t let Kerry Kittles hear you say that!