Oh, fuck off, asshole.  Clinton was never going to start a fucking war with fucking Russia.

Lived in Winthrop for a little while. Can confirm.

Blimp? Looks like a balloon to me. Hold on, let me check something:

Jesus tap dancing Christ, the Trump boys look like they hillbillies that attend a special class at school.

Candidate Kylo Ren 

You know, Hardwick seems like a controlling dick, but the ex seems like a freaking nut job. Being a shitty boyfriend doesn’t mean he was “abusive” and deserves to lose his livelihood. How about we raise that level a little closer to criminal, and save our righteous rage for all the non-celebrity women are are actually…

Fjake news. 

Trump’s absurd behavior in Britain wasn’t some attempt to purposefully disrespect a monarch. No, all the people I know mocking the president over this are pointing out how completely devoid of cultural knowledge he is.

Yeah, I didn’t think of it as an monarchy thing so much as a “did he just blow in front of a 92 year old woman?” thing.

Oh for fuck sake... if you’re going to shit on the queen because she has tangential second degree of further relationships to people that associated with Nazis then I would hate to see what yo have to say about essentially every German.

On the other, cutting in front of a 90 year old lady and making her walk around you?  That’s an asshole move, regardless of whether it’s the Queen or Grandma Liz.

“I stan relevance, so team neither!”

This is fucking state sanctioned kidnapping. The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children needs to get on top of this shit. I realize they get federal funding, and probably don’t want to rock the boat on that front, but this has got to stop somewhere. I don’t even have kids, but when I try to even imagine…

Oh, I thought we liked England because of this.

Yeah.  I was under the impression that he was in protective custody (which I guess is probably a lot like solitary confinement).  He’s in said custody to keep him from getting killed as opposed to working as an additional punishment/torture. 

He wears a hat during dinner? What a monster.

I’ve thought a lot about this. Even agencies like ICE, CBP, and HHS are full of career bureaucrats, and what are bureaucrats actually pretty good at? Keeping track of stuff. Accounting. Systems of systems.

Cancer! Couldn’t they all get cancer and die over at Faux News?

We do get the fly the Trump blimp next week though!

Hell the place is full CO2 belching SUVs like that lone cigarette was the real lung killer.