Probably someone with a similar thought process to my own when I once put A1 on popcorn. “I like these two things separately, so I bet they are awesome together!”

Note: A1 is not good on popcorn.

“We cannot and will not allow voices to be censored by agenda-driven intimidation efforts…We look forward to having Laura Ingraham back hosting her program next Monday when she returns from spring vacation with her children.”

He didn’t sign. She signed it, but claims it was under duress.

State’s rights, bitches!

(The call was on background and the officials asked to be referred to as senior White House officials or senior administration officials.)

Jeez, the way they are all fretting over this you’d think a group the size of Trump’s Inauguration was on its way.

Addictions counselor here: I wouldn’t recommend it. Alcohol reduces activity in the parts of the brain that are responsible for judgment and higher-order thinking, also lowers one’s ability to think critically and make good decisions. So while there may not be a direct one-to-one cross-addiction between alcohol and…

I kicked an addiction to opiates and I drink occasionally. Everyone is different. I am petrified of not being in control of myself so that has always kept my drinking in check (fun fact: I’ve never had a hangover or been sick as a result of alcohol consumption).

Such nuanced thought is too hard for Foxites.

Technically, if they are granted formal asylum before entering the US physically, they’re considered refugees. If they enter the US and then go through the process and are granted formal asylum, then they are asylees.

And yet somehow this most unchristian and hate-filled man is lauded by evangelicals!?! Their hypocrisy knows no bounds. Obama was a good, decent, churchgoing family man but was somehow the devil incarnate.

I gave you a star, but I threw it at you.

Did you ask the nice lady if the dog could pee inside at her house?

Silly joke, it isnt overly offensive in my opinion. But is has NO PLACE IN GOVERNMENT

Kick the guy to the curb.

The joke is just fuckin’ stupid. If your cousin Tommy sent it to you, you could roll your eyes and mumble “What a lunk.” to yourself and move on.

It’s a con. And per usual, cons draw in mostly vulnerable people—people in poverty who don’t see a way out. The elderly. The uneducated.

Mega churches are always creepy and weird as hell. I don’t give a shit what people say about other churches (I’ll toss them a bone, everything is bad blah blah blah, got that out of the way for them), but these places are scam central. It’s never not strange to hear someone say they go to one, you just wonder how…

Why are the loudest Christians always the least Christian?

Jesus, that’s good.

MLK famously had very harsh words for moderates in the face of injustice.