Oh I am mad at our legislature and voters too.

You really buried the lede with this special elections nonsense when the real story is, how can that dumbass abstract squiggle be this nitwit’s signature?

She had gastric bypass surgery before she went to prison. That’ll do it.

I really f*ckin hate 45, but considering the ridiculous property tax levy that just went in to fund Washington schools with Amazon is fucking HQ’ed here and we dont have a corporate tax rate or freaking income tax I found a little bit of joy in their stocks dropping yesterday. Amazon has done a lot of good for the…

This is why this is why I absolutely refuse to watch her stupid show. I will not support this wack-a-doo Trump supporter. It’s also serious bullshit that she put some little Black girl in the show to act as a buffer against the obvious fact that Trump supporters are racist. She’s disgusting and she can go choke for…

Tried to watch Roseanne, it was terrible.

Corey, lose the “security”, lock your car doors.

On a mail in form, they’d have to jail half of the country for leaving items unmarked.

I miss Muck.

ICE is a dangerous organization that routinely oversteps its legal boundaries. They are thugs and terrorists. You may think that they are doing a good job by acting forcefully to remove illegal immigrants, but most of these immigrants pay their taxes, quietly work, and overall contribute to their communities and our…

Is keeping a pair of slip-on shoes by the door a gendered activity?

I picked bees because I have faith that we (women) could find a new type of birth control in some undiscovered herb combination or some such.

Im gray, so I’ll dox myself and say I live in Shorewood, WI (in Milwaukee county not Madison, but they are marching from Madison. That’s clear in the original but not here) and I am so fucking PROUD!

Occam’s Nimrod?

And the almighty dollar. 20 fucking grand for your daughter? Rot in hell

Holy shit, what a boss. Who knew footage of a teenager puking in front of thousands of people could be so damn inspirational?

Wait. Are you saying that Fox News was running a.....

I never thought I’d say this... but leave Taylor the fuck alone. She did a good thing. I don’t give a fuck what the motivation behind it was, she has a huge platform and she threw that behind a decent cause.

Elon and Ronan Farrow should form a support group.

Does Jezebel seem kinda dead lately to anyone else?