True heroes don’t need technology in order to get to 69

Do you have a stat tracker that just searches for combinations of 69?

It’s easy. If you look at only the uppercase letters, they spell “The payoff was not worth the small effort it took to figure this out.”

41 points + 13 rebounds + 12 assists + game 3 = 69

I can’t imagine what the difference is between a city without a pro sports team hungry for basketball and a city with a depressing team whose ownership has sold all of its popular stars while doing their best to reenact Major League! For I, too, do not recognize nor understand context! Now, check out my political…

“It blows your mind, huh? That’s cool, that’s cool. Personally, I went with a steering column to the sternum.”
-Aubrey McClendon

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

No, because unlike some, I have The Ethics.

Look, the Cannon Club was practicing for regionals, and Fort Sumter happened to be in the way.

Trent Dilfer would like to have an incoherent word with you.

If history is any judge of future success, I think it’s fair to say the Cleveland Browns know exactly what they’re doing with their first round pick.

“Thay what?”

What about Anal Roberts? What are their recruiting policies?

It’s cool that Hansel let Bieber use his loft for basketball.

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

all of them were gifted from the crib with the right temperament, competitiveness, drive, ambition, determination, and natural instincts.

An opinionated, Stanford-educated black man playing in Green Bay would go over with that fanbase about as well as salads, cardio workouts and a realistic understanding of corporate ownership structure.

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

Wait till you hear what they’re asking for in return for Mr. Peabody.

I wonder if Georgetown will win after he leaves. I’ll bet Jonah Keri has a theory that could explain this.