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His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

So the face of a player he obviously hates is now on his leg. Forever.

Crying Jordan would annihilate this tattoo head to head, but a 7 meme series could be interesting.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

Was this from the 1980 Porn Celebrity game?

I am a trans woman and an amateur weightlifter (who competes in sanctioned USA Weightlifting events). I had to go through a medical review process in order to be eligible to compete in USAW meets. Generally, I am fine with something like this that so long there are clear and reasonable standards for trans women’s…

In Martellus Bennett’s defense, every end of the pool is shallow after Jason Whitlock does a cannonball.

His gravitational pull should open some passing lanes for McCaffrey and Samuel.

It’s a little-known fact that Mr Fitzpatrick went to a school in the Boston area. No, not Tufts...

For all intensive porpoises he won’t be facing the Dolphins twice a year.

As a backup, the Bucs shouldn’t give him a Microsoft tablet or a clipboard; he’ll quickly get bored with taking football-related notes and start designing new land war plans for Southeast Asia*.

Guess you didn’t hear about the new overtime rule, which will feature each team’s QB taking a televised Wonderlic test in lieu of additional game play. Highest score wins.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

...and if he does, he’ll be mostly dust and fertile dirt.

Canzano is famous for three things and three things only in Portland: (1) Leading the charge on the “Draft the Stache” (Morrison) campaign in 2006, (2) Defending the drafting of Greg Oden over Durant far longer than even the worst Blazer homers even thought possible, and (3) writing overwrought, under-supported,…

It’s really not necessary to criticize the thin skinned Olshey for throwing his weight around and getting Isaac Ropp fired from his spot in the CSN NW post game show, not when it’s way easier to laugh at him for handing out massive contracts to bums like Leonard and Crabbe after Chandler freaking Parsons turned down a…

David Halberstam isn’t walking through that door...

Johnny Carson cuckolded your dad?