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OH GOD MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

Holy shit I spit out my water at that.

Let’s see... white guy, probably between 25-40... I wonder who his favorite player is?

Never underestimate the need of Jordan stans to attack LeBron

My god, I’d forgotten/blocked out his adoration of Morrison.

Don’t get me wrong, Canzano is awful. But he isn’t exactly wrong. This whole damn franchise acts likes they’re THIS close to really contending based on the fact that they lucked into the second round last year. Turner is Class One Garbo, Leonard and Vonleh are never gonna happen, and Dame and CJ’s defense is a crime

As someone who has/has heard nearly all these tracks, the best ones on the list are the long version of Erotic City (provided it’s the full 7 1/2 minute one, not the merely great 5 minute one), the fucking UNREAL extended version of Another Lonely Christmas, and Wonderful Ass. My god, Wonderful Ass is great.

No no, we LOVE paying Evan Fucking Turner 17 mil a year :slits wrists:

Heh, remember when his court date was conveniently set after the Tournament, then it didn’t matter anyway because he played like a total jabroni against Oregon? Good times.

HOLY FUCK

Having worked as a statistician at the last two Les Schwab Invitationals, and getting a fantastic look at some of the top recruits in the country the past couple years, I can easily say that Michael Porter, Jr. was the most talented player I saw. Markelle Fultz was awesome and little more polished as a high schooler,

How heartwarming that Oregon lost Boucher just in time to destroy its best chance ever at winning a title in the modern era, against a wide-open field.

Holy fuck that’s funny. How have I never seen that comic before?

Bahahahaha

I was at Oregon the year Kevin Love played for UCLA, when the Duck student section, angry that Love had spurned his (then-shitty) in-state school for the Bruins, chanted “Love’s a faggot” at Mac Court. I’ve never been so ashamed to be associated with the U of O.

A-fucking-men. I don’t know a single person who likes Canzano, personally or as a writer. My grandma hates him. My parents hate him. My peers hate him. Other journalists hate him!

Sadly, very true.

What on earth is this comment supposed to mean?

What exactly about my comment indicates the story shouldn’t have mentioned the size of the lead? It was about the errors in describing the action of the final minute, about which I was completely correct.