No. She was, and will always be, terrible. The only thing that is “fire” about her music is the one you set to the building it’s being played in.

But real fans don’t quit before the Sweet.16

And if you don’t drive sober, don’t worry, because Bill Self will talk to the cops for you

#Elite.08

Why is Blake Bortles so mad, and what does he have to do with Michael Porter Jr.?

Oh, I forgot one notable other alum:

Soooo..this was the first draft of the Big Bang Theory?

They replaced them with ombudswomen. Quiet, complacent ombudswomen. 

“House, is there a Ewing Theory possib-”

I hate his voice, too. Every time an ad comes on the radio when I’m in the car I mentally make a note to never patronize that business for using him as a spokesman.

canzano is the worst

If he wanted to freeze The Oregonian out with widespread support, everybody in the state knows he should’ve blamed John Canzano.

They don’t even put on a good show for their long-suffering fans; they’re miserable to watch.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Maybe you’re right, but until I see it on Fox News, I don’t know that I’ll believe it.

I wasn’t allowed to have toy guns or anything like that, no. Loud noises like backfires or whatever weren’t really an issue; my dad said it was noises in the distance that set him off, not immediate to him. And, yeah, big crowds or crowded restaurants were a no-go. Also, any establishment he was in he had to be seated…

“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref

More like Chris Long-winded amirite? Look at all those damn tweets!

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?