“I don’t believe in that fancy medical literature mumbo jumbo. Just because he lost consciousness doesn’t mean God didn’t intend him to play in the game anymore”

Hey Dr. Nick

Dabo: “How’s it look, doc? Can he play?”

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-urns

Well I can only imagine how happy he must have been when the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA finals. I’m glad for him.

As a programmer, I can state that the heat death of the universe will occur before we have a handheld device capable of properly spelling all African-American and White-Lacrossian first names.

A team spokesman says the organization of is sick and tired of jumping through tables for Taylor.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

He won’t be acting. He’ll genuinely be indignant. That’s why I love Duke so much.

Just two men celebrating each other’s strength.

Word is Chip Kelly wanted to draft Darnold in last year’s draft but was informed that he couldn’t.

Tell me where he wanted Dak Prescott...

That’s a pretty damn selfish attitude to have.

This is the best kinja

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

I want to contend that I don’t consider anything posted on that rag site/Maxim Magazine-esque thebiglead.com qualifies as “sports writing.”

Because hindsight is 2010.

Daniel Day Kim. Idk a human being alive who wouldn’t answer the phone for that man.

I’m not sure a 90 second video can prove consent. This is precisely why I always ask any potential sex partner if I can record a video of the entire encounter. They leave immediately and I don’t have to worry about being charged with sexual assault.