Bill Simmons, who historically has been a pretty good NBA writer, decides to write not about a compelling NBA season, how the new CBA changes things for players like Cousins, or anything actually substantial and interesting. He didn’t even go with one of his “25 Kicking and Screaming Quotes That Showcase The…

What if the hypothetical Boogie-to-Boston trade had been good? What if it had been bad?

If Swinney wants a slow slide to the bottom, he should coach for Notre Dame.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

IT IS IN TRUMP’S AMERICA YOU CUCK

Just how tight was this ski suit?

Dick Armey would like a word with you.

Yes, yes. But does he have a wife or a daughter or maybe even daughters? Otherwise, how can I trust that he won’t prioritize football wins over sexual assault?

A guy from temple? I never figgered them Southern Baptists to up ‘n hire a Jewish fella.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

I can’t believe the playoff selection committee won’t let those raped kids get the closure they need!

Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!

Kanye West will do his Kanye Best to get some Kanye Rest.

Spare Tyrod, spoil the child.

That Twitter handle is awesome though.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

There is no scenario in which the NBA will intentionally inflict “more Kings” on anyone.

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