Unfortunate but true. I saw an article yesterday positing that Mark Zuckerberg has decided to clamp down on terrorists using Facebook to plan their terrible deeds, and I was like:

Is it Jesus or is it Satan? We have the answer right here in the envelope.....and we’ll open it live on the show after the break!!!!

Or the episode where Jesus might be the father.

Yes, but in gay engagement photos!

Jesus Take the Field

Not an impersonation. A tribute. You know, like an ‘80s metal cover band.

Hey, Son of God gotta do something to pick up some extra cash. The part-time hours at the Coffee Hut ain’t cutting it. At least he took down the manbun.

Hollerin’! Holy shit this is priceless. Toddles off to Black Twitter...

Assume that when given anonymity people will say racist shit.

Hahaha. This has to be satire, right?

Oh god. Performative religious people have really run out of ideas, haven’t they? I wonder how much a Jesus appearance costs these days...

Jesus looks like he stole a robe from some hotel.

Please, please let White Jesus posing in your engagement pics become a thing!

It’s also delightfully shady (e.g. casually equated People readership with her mom’s garden club). We see you!

She has a point. Whenever a man tells me to steam my vagina I spend all day sitting on the kettle. But when she does I mock her.

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

I actually wouldn’t be surprised if she tried to do a Goop type site in the future.

To me, she’s an even less self-aware Gwyneth Paltrow.

Also something you can’t know until you do it, which must be a terrifying gamble.

The word for that - negging.