oh fuck!

LOVE this, thank you for posting it!

OMG that is scary and sick. I’m so glad you girls told the adults and they caught this predator.

The Apprentice is really only one step removed from Ow! My Balls!

Yeah, I’m not canonising McCartney either. But Phil Collins. Phil Collins. It’s the pot calling the much more successful and musically talented kettle a fuck.

Every goddamn year, I open this story LIKE A SUCKER while I’m on the toilet pooping. And now I’m afraid to move.

I don’t normally feed trolls but if you’re going to say you’re of above average intelligence, it’s best to not say so on a post in which 0/2 sentences make grammatical or syntactic sense.

Oh shit, I guess I have something in common with Donald— I forgot Tiffany.

Transvestite and transsexual are different things. Lyrics and context make is clear that writer MEANT transvestite. They were two different things back then. They are still two different things. They both were shortneed to Trans or tranny. At some point transsexuals decided Trans/tranny ONLY meant them.

October Inevitable With A Deep Sigh Of Resignation isn’t quite snappy enough.

His reactions sound like all those guys on “Bye Felipe.”
Man: “You’re beautiful. Wanna have a good time together? I’d give you the world.”
Woman: “No thank you.”
Man: “WELL WHATEVER YOU’RE A FAT UGLY WHORE AND I HOPE YOU GET RAPED.”

I hear Trump can tell her team where they can get some nice furniture.

This is perfect!!!

Yeah, I remember that, it one of the best lines every said by a politician, particularly because it was true, at that time all Giuliani did was talk about 9/11.

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

As the saying goes: born on third base and thinks she hit a triple. (Go Jays Go!)

This time next year he’ll be alone at the top of Trump Tower delusionally yelling for “Rosebud!” (And also probably Ivanka)

If only congress could appoint some kind of extremely partisan special prosecutor to investigate Bill Clinton and all his alleged crimes, however real or imagined, and then present that evidence to the Congress and the American people.

He’s going to force his way into a rally in Intercourse, PA. later tonight.

Its malarkey.