As a life-long Blue Jays fan, allow me then.

I seriously hope they are like actual best friends and have planned a road trip to Vegas in Diamond Joe’s IROC after this whole shitstorm is over

Because that’s not what she did? She told them how she personally felt, but that she won’t do that because that is not what the electorate wants. She will carry out the mandate and platform she was elected on, even if it might conflict with her personal wishes. That’s how politics works, you naive idiot. What you seem…

Shady Pines. He loves Florida. It would be perfect.

Tic Tacs wont save him. At this point he needs a Life Saver.

For a community allegedly devoted to advocating for women, I’m surprised at the utter lack of compassion for a woman who, as a disturbed and previously abused 19-year old, was exploited by one of the most horrifying manipulaters of our time, brainwashed, sexually violated, and fed massive quantities of psychedelic…

Let’s not rush to judgment.

If you think that none of your son’s fraternity brothers are getting drunk at their parties, I know of a Nigerian prince who needs your help transferring money ASAP.

unless the party has a Come to Jesus moment

They’re probably still upset about the Baltimore Stallions winning the 1995 Grey Cup.

Would you describe LeBron James as “uppity”?

So instead of ganging up on someone who is ignorant about sexual and physical abuse by calling them a dumbass, why not educate them.

“Bud Pierce has died of dysentery”

Not just any old saurus, THE saurus.

I HATE Kayleigh McEnany. She is a garbage person. I hate her as much as Roger Ebert hated the movie “North.”

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

Nope. Just not going to feel bad about it - since I didn’t cause it.

On him I wish not only disease.

Nope. Just Trump.

They act like cats who see a cucumber.