A man with a net worth upwards of $2 million is not a man of modest means. Modest tastes, sure. But you don’t need to pretend Peepaw is poor in order to love him.

Why would it break Scott Speedman’s heart that she divorced Scott Foley?

Ah yes, the great feminist credo “We should empower women to make their own choices, unless we think their choices are icky.”

The Richard Michetti photo quite possibly captures the moment he called his ex a moron, therefore leading to his downfall. Delicious.

Where is Rand Paul’s neighbour when you need him?

I’m not sure, but I think he invented the Toaster Strudel.

I’ve had kidney stones twice and I hope to never experience that agony again. The second time I spent 6 hours in the E.R. waiting room, curled into the fetal position and vomiting continuously. Thinking about this, I’m going to go get myself a giant glass of water.

These white-supremacist mouth breathers love to fuck around, then be shocked when they find out.

I’ll have words with anyone who doesn’t answer Whitford.

This is a sweet ghost story, not a scary ghost story, but Imma tell it anyway.

Thank you for inspiring my new IMPOTUS nickname: The Coronavirus Quisling.

The only bad thing I can say about Mike Holmes is that he’s somehow made me sexually attracted to a man who wears a gold chain.

Hey, stick to sports.

And surprise surprise, looks like he may have been tight with the cops. Local journalists are investigating the possibility that he was an RCMP informant, and they looked the other way when he was bringing in guns from the States.

I really hate to rain on a MAGA burn, but “defence” is not an incorrect spelling. It’s just not the variant used in American English.

Allie + Sam also appear to have some sort of financial sponsorship from Nova Scotia’s provincial electric utility. So now I find myself in the odd position of wondering if I’m paying for some jizz any time I turn the lights on.

You had me at Colm Feore.

Hate to rain on your fun piece of trivia, but Shane and J-Roc weren’t played by the same actor. Shane was played by Billy Parrott, and J-Roc was played by Jonathan Torrens (who got his start on CBC’s Street Cents, a bizarre-but-fun kids show about consumer & media awareness).

Whoa, no. A person being in a position of power doesn’t mean they’ve given up their rights to personal space and bodily autonomy. 

You had me doing some worried googling!