That you even consider Jackass as a part of pop culture is the real problem.

My father commented on my romantic/sex life exactly three times:

The Pats fans in the greys currently rending their garments would like a word.

I went to school in semi-rural Nova Scotia in the early 80's. We didn’t have a paddle, we had the “Helping Hand” - wooden hand attached to a ruler that the teacher would whack you with. It sometimes boggles my mind that this seemed normal to me.

At first I thought you said “choking on a booger” which... is not out of the realm of possibility.

10/10, Would watch.

Chonky cats are the best cats. Chairman Meow here has Mr B beat by a pound. 

There’s few things more tiresome than an idiot who clicks into an article to tell the world he doesn’t want to read said article.

I hope you don’t feel bad about your gullibility, because this literally made my night. 

Splinter: Fuck civility! We do what we want!

Delete your account.

And yet they won’t shut up about how stupid Hillary was for ignoring Wisconsin. Hypocrite, thy name is Berniebro.

For a second there I thought you’d said “slimmer and more menacing” and was all set with a NO HE MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT, SIR! response.

Obligatory:

Just out of curiosity…. who the hell is Jim Arbuckle?

You’re an ableist bigot, aren’t you? I’m so sorry.

Where is that you... the point gif when you need it?

I think you spelled ruining wrong. 

Oh man, I’d finally managed to forget about the toad choad. Thanks Holly. 

He doesn’t support Israel because he loves the Jewish people, you spoon.