Well, if you’re going to stop supporting the cause because a POC was mean to you on the internet, your support was pretty weak to begin with.

New Jezebel slogan: Fuck Yeah Feminism! Unless We’re Getting Paper.

(His)

Thank you! Who ummms Vicki Lawrence??!

YES!! I don’t know why this is boggling my mind so much, but it really is.

The birthday cake ones are only THE BEST ONES.

All evidence to the contrary.

They are called ballerinos, but only in Italian, and only if you’re the principal dancer.

$14 a pack? Pfft. Come to eastern Canada, where I pay over $17 a pack for the CHEAP brands.

I can’t feel sorry for people ignorant enough to use the word retard, so I guess we’re even.

DeVos’ Education Policies: An Umbridge Too Far

A noun, a verb, and 9/11.

Oh god, now I really need to go find copies of the Texas! series.

Those sex scenes are the only redeeming feature of a Sandra Brown novel, but they really were quite something. Sunset Embrace was my sexual awakening.

This is the most perfect description of Olbermann I’ve ever heard.

Hillary makes outdated reference in tweet.

You sound triggered.

To be fair, when I went to band camp I learned that a flute makes a pretty good weapon. I had to get all the keys re-attached and a dent in the mouthpiece repaired, but that trombonist never tried to put his hand up my skirt again.

How has nobody said With Honors yet? Co-starring Moira Kelly of Cutting Edge (the best figure skating movie ever made) fame, a definitely not McDreamy Patrick Dempsey, and a mind-blowing great performance by Joe Pesci!?!?

It depends on the situation. If we’re talking about the cost of something we’ll say dollar - “You want a dollar for that?! You’re crazy!” If we’re talking about the actual physical currency we’ll say loonie - “Hey man, can you spare a loonie for the bus?”