Not sure it will do any good, what with my perpetual grey-ness, but commenting to try to bump this closer to the top.

Someone’s coming across as a prick, my dear Mr. Fox, but it ain’t you. Thanks for sharing your expertise.

My great-grandfather shipped off to WWI before she learned to read and never came home, so he obviously played no role in teaching her, but their writing was a carbon copy. I have my grandmother’s diaries and postcards my great-grandfather sent from the front, and you’d swear they were written by the same person.…

Well, pedophilia is fine. Just not pedophilia with BOYS (see: Robertson, Phil).

I dunno, avacadoes seem awful high falutin’ for your average Republican.

I only see my boss once a week, on Fridays. So I’ve become incredibly proficient at dicking around on the interwebz for four and a half days then cramming the whole week’s work into Thursday afternoon.

I’m pretty sure it’ll be a circle.

I just gagged.

I’m sorry, Susan. I should have realized that calling people pussard shitlibs is the key to open and productive dialogue. Don’t I feel silly!

I think now is the time to tell you I’m in love with you.

I think it’s really adorable that you’re actually taking this seriously, Susan. I would’ve thought you’d realize about 10 replies ago that I’ve been taking the piss out of you. Have you taken a blow to the head recently? Maybe you should go see a doctor.

You seem really angry, Susan. You should probably talk to someone about that.

I guess you missed that part where I said I don’t give a shit, Susan.

Nah, I’m not confused. And I don’t give a shit if you’re American or not.

You’re adorable, Susan. Your entire country has taken a dramatic shift to the right, and your precious Bernie would barely be considered a lefty in many other countries. Oh, and he wouldn’t have won.

That’s okay, Susan.

Lately I’ve been thinking about switching over to muumuus tbh.

Shouldn’t you be filming a movie or playing ping pong, Susan?

Big Boob problems are the worst. I’ve always been jealous of women who can wear an empire waist. With my big, saggy tits the seam cuts right across my nipples.

Actually we’re building a hedge. And we’re gonna make America water it!