Bookmarked this to read tomorrow when I’m supposed to be working.

Maybe he’s just from Alberta. I’m pretty sure if you say anything positive about P.E.T. in Alberta you get thrown in the oil sands

Touché.

Klassy?

A white boy with a big ol’ booty.

When my best friend was 16 her mother and new stepfather had a baby born with Downs. They were lucky in that her stepfather’s job was flexible enough that he could work partially at home, but a lot of the care of a special needs child still fell to my friend and her 18 year old sister. She’s not bitter about it, and…

There was also discussion of calling that schmutz on your dildo before you wash it Chaffetz. I heartily endorse this.

Cabinet nominees CAN’T be fillibustered. Even I know this, and I’m Canadian.

But he’s probably pushed a few kids off a swing.

Their only hope is that a kindly singing nanny will make them some play clothes out of the White House curtains.

“I’m sorry Donald, I can’t make it. I have blood coming out of my wherever.”

Back when things were normal, Cheetos comprised approximately 47% of my diet.

Well, if they’re going to be spending time in New Brunswick, we can all hold out hope that they’ll drop dead from boredom.

I live in Canada, and I would give serious consideration to flying down there and SHITTING on his lawn.

And it’s beyond your capacity to ... research... how to start a union?

I’ve often said that the only good thing about Kellyanne Conway is that now we know what happened to that picture of Dorian Gray.

I realize this is low on the importance scale, but you might want to check the math on 2017-1912.

If you could avoid the guards, you could escape East Berlin in a hot air balloon. A FUCKING HOT AIR BALLOON. Yet more proof that walls don’t work.

No he didn’t. Air Canada confirmed there were no checked guns on their flights and the Canadian Embassy in DC confirmed that the shooter did not originate from a Canadian flight.

In spite of the fact that the NFL is a bastion of social progressivism (see: Rice, Ray) I’m not gonna hold my breath on this one.