I haven’t been around for years, but my mom thinks I’m pretty great; alas, still gray.

The Canadian “Medicare refugee” is a persistent talking point that is, in actuality, factually incorrect. In addition, I’m a Canadian with multiple chronic medical issues who is very happy with my level of care. I’m sure you can find some Canadians who are unhappy with their medical care, but you can also find plenty…

Now you should probably get a refund on that I.Q. test.

e·lit·ist

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??

Czarina if you want to be pedantic, which I usually do.

Boy, you sure told me Donnie.

Is this Donald Trump? Because you’re really projecting here.

My boss is a public figure in my neck of the woods, and had a heart attack that she thankfully survived. She shot a short video thanking people for their support, which I posted on my social media. A grad school friend thought that was a great opportunity to shit all over a controversial decision she had made almost…

Don’t do that, he’d probably enjoy it.

Triple lol with a side of bless your heart.

I just SCROLLED BACK UP to see the heretofore unnoticed tiny hard nipple. What is wrong with me?!

I don’t think there’s anything irrational about hating their hair.

Please explain to me how Joan Baez is objectively not awesome, oh wise one.

I would become an American citizen expressly to vote Tom Hanks 2020.

I know it makes me the worst person in the world, but I order my steaks well done.

It can be hard to get into a new position when you’ve been bent over for that long.

Yes, Viola Desmond has been part of Black History Month for years. Where did I say she hadn’t? But you specifically said she had long been celebrated in a provincial holiday, which is incorrect. Black History Month is not a holiday. I attempted to provide factual clarification and you seem to have skipped right over…

Aside from the fact that her name is Viola Desmond, you’re also incorrect in stating that Nova Scotia has had a Viola Desmond holiday for years. We’ve had a February Heritage Day holiday for two years, which honours a different Nova Scotian each year. The first year was Viola Desmond, last year was Joseph Howe.

Just post a series of hand-written signs reading “Free poutine! ->” between Ottawa and the border and that should take care of it.