You’re adorable, Susan. Your entire country has taken a dramatic shift to the right, and your precious Bernie would barely be considered a lefty in many other countries. Oh, and he wouldn’t have won.

That’s okay, Susan.

Lately I’ve been thinking about switching over to muumuus tbh.

Shouldn’t you be filming a movie or playing ping pong, Susan?

Big Boob problems are the worst. I’ve always been jealous of women who can wear an empire waist. With my big, saggy tits the seam cuts right across my nipples.

Actually we’re building a hedge. And we’re gonna make America water it!

Bookmarked this to read tomorrow when I’m supposed to be working.

Maybe he’s just from Alberta. I’m pretty sure if you say anything positive about P.E.T. in Alberta you get thrown in the oil sands

Touché.

Klassy?

A white boy with a big ol’ booty.

When my best friend was 16 her mother and new stepfather had a baby born with Downs. They were lucky in that her stepfather’s job was flexible enough that he could work partially at home, but a lot of the care of a special needs child still fell to my friend and her 18 year old sister. She’s not bitter about it, and…

There was also discussion of calling that schmutz on your dildo before you wash it Chaffetz. I heartily endorse this.

Cabinet nominees CAN’T be fillibustered. Even I know this, and I’m Canadian.

But he’s probably pushed a few kids off a swing.

Their only hope is that a kindly singing nanny will make them some play clothes out of the White House curtains.

“I’m sorry Donald, I can’t make it. I have blood coming out of my wherever.”

Back when things were normal, Cheetos comprised approximately 47% of my diet.

Well, if they’re going to be spending time in New Brunswick, we can all hold out hope that they’ll drop dead from boredom.

I live in Canada, and I would give serious consideration to flying down there and SHITTING on his lawn.