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And it’s beyond your capacity to ... research... how to start a union?

I’ve often said that the only good thing about Kellyanne Conway is that now we know what happened to that picture of Dorian Gray.

I realize this is low on the importance scale, but you might want to check the math on 2017-1912.

If you could avoid the guards, you could escape East Berlin in a hot air balloon. A FUCKING HOT AIR BALLOON. Yet more proof that walls don’t work.

No he didn’t. Air Canada confirmed there were no checked guns on their flights and the Canadian Embassy in DC confirmed that the shooter did not originate from a Canadian flight.

In spite of the fact that the NFL is a bastion of social progressivism (see: Rice, Ray) I’m not gonna hold my breath on this one.

I haven’t been around for years, but my mom thinks I’m pretty great; alas, still gray.

The Canadian “Medicare refugee” is a persistent talking point that is, in actuality, factually incorrect. In addition, I’m a Canadian with multiple chronic medical issues who is very happy with my level of care. I’m sure you can find some Canadians who are unhappy with their medical care, but you can also find plenty

Now you should probably get a refund on that I.Q. test.

e·lit·ist

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??

Czarina if you want to be pedantic, which I usually do.

Boy, you sure told me Donnie.

Is this Donald Trump? Because you’re really projecting here.

My boss is a public figure in my neck of the woods, and had a heart attack that she thankfully survived. She shot a short video thanking people for their support, which I posted on my social media. A grad school friend thought that was a great opportunity to shit all over a controversial decision she had made almost

Don’t do that, he’d probably enjoy it.

Triple lol with a side of bless your heart.

I just SCROLLED BACK UP to see the heretofore unnoticed tiny hard nipple. What is wrong with me?!

I don’t think there’s anything irrational about hating their hair.

Please explain to me how Joan Baez is objectively not awesome, oh wise one.