I would become an American citizen expressly to vote Tom Hanks 2020.

I know it makes me the worst person in the world, but I order my steaks well done.

It can be hard to get into a new position when you’ve been bent over for that long.

Yes, Viola Desmond has been part of Black History Month for years. Where did I say she hadn’t? But you specifically said she had long been celebrated in a provincial holiday, which is incorrect. Black History Month is not a holiday. I attempted to provide factual clarification and you seem to have skipped right over…

Aside from the fact that her name is Viola Desmond, you’re also incorrect in stating that Nova Scotia has had a Viola Desmond holiday for years. We’ve had a February Heritage Day holiday for two years, which honours a different Nova Scotian each year. The first year was Viola Desmond, last year was Joseph Howe.

Just post a series of hand-written signs reading “Free poutine! ->” between Ottawa and the border and that should take care of it.

Rohrbacher is German. You know who else was German.....

I spent 6 months earlier this year off work on medical leave, and I didn’t wear a bra for a single second of those six months. It was glorious. Almost worth being sick for.

Reading this, on the heels of yesterday’s anniversary of the Ecole Polytechnique Massacre, I’m at a loss as to when women will finally be seen as actual human beings. Polytechnique happened 17 years ago, and what has really changed? What will it take for physical and sexual violence against women to finally be taken…

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but freedom from the tyranny of regulations is what got your economy into such a pickle in 2008.

Donald Trump only has one daugh - oh, sorry Tiffany.

The other day I ordered potato skins at Dairy Queen and they came up on my receipt as “potatoe skins.” I weep.

She’s had a *full time* position with them for two months. If you actually read the article, you’d see that she’s worked for the VA throughout her education and training, just not in a permanent full-time capacity.

*she

In my opinion, a cheese emergency is the only true emergency.

+1 star for use of moistened bint.

And it’s cousin, Duck, Cover, and have your face melted off in nuclear winter.

Interesting tidbit: those shorter hemlines and short haircuts that we associate with the carefree flappers of the Jazz Age? The trend actually started with working class women as a safety measure. Less likely to get caught in the machines of those unregulated factories they worked in. :(

When I played rugby I not only proudly showed off my bruises, but would go around annoyingly trying to convince people to poke said bruises.

Go go Gadget cold cream.