Thanks for the tips!

Forgive the Kinja newbie, but how DOES one get un-greyed?

I think he’d be fine with gynecologists practicing their love with their patients, so long as he’s free to practice his love with Ivanka. Quid pro quo, and all that.

My all-time favourite Ann Coulter moment, in which gets owned by the CBC’s Bob McEwan.

So is his spelling.

“I’m not racist, I have a black friend.”

I think the important question is: what the fuck is muscle care?

Exclusions: Prince Edward Island, 1982-Present. But, thankfully, they have plans to rejoin the current century.

I'm trying to convince my boyfriend that we need another cat so I can name him Mr Meowgi.

Your Felix sounds a lot like my Chairman Meow. I put him on a diet and he got into the cupboard and ate an entire pound of popcorn kernels. He cried when he pooped for three days straight.

God, I didn’t even realize it said “To Whom My Concern.” My eyes saw it, but my brain was like “naaaah, nobody could be THAT stupid,” and fixed it for me.

WHO are these Tape One monsters?! Tape One has no weeping and death and bodies clanking off smokestacks. Thus, Tape Two is always the answer.

“...killed by weird cultists, was no Nazi.”

I loved Today’s Special. Hocus pocus alimagocus! But Muffy was the WORST.

For your consideration, Trump’s new campaign song:

They want him to go away, like they have from the beginning.

Until this moment, I had completely forgotten that Filliam H. Muffman was on ER.

Why is it that “dill weed” always sends me into a fit of giggles?