As long as the ball isn’t over the cylinder, once it touches the rim it’s up for grabs.

And this is why everybody knows Muggsy Bogues is the greatest NBA player of all time!

It was a very high jump by Isaiah. Good job, Isaiah.

I know Deadspin hates “Highlight Truthers” (why do we hate the truth?!?!) but Thomas didn’t touch the ball until it had already bounced off the rim, after Cousins bobbled it.

Gotcha. Just wasn’t sure if it was meant for me since it seemed out of left field.

I don’t understand your point.

Just because you preemptively cast a protective shield doesn’t make you right.

When you’re trying to make a (good) point about sexism, don’t use gendered insults.

Madeleine Albright is an amazing person with an amazing story, but nobody is unimpeachable.

Am I misreading your comment, because it sounds like you’re claiming Bernie Sanders would like to see Roe v. Wade overturned.

Makes sense. With all that mother-daughter exchanging, you can’t just pick it up in the middle and expect to know what’s up.

It’s been depressing to watch Clinton’s supporters try to bolster her campaign with these false and divisive narratives about sexism. It’s practically Trump-esque the way they’re using identity politics.

I’m intrigued by 12 Inch Black Destruction 3, but if I didn’t see the originals, will I be totally lost?

Ok, I’m back. That was quick.

“In the ‘50s discarded refrigerators, which had mechanical latches in those days, were a serious safety problem; hundreds of children died playing in discarded units.”

Lynch has to retire at some point, so you can always retroactively point to the SB and say “that’s why he’s retiring!” At best, you’re working with an unprovable hypothesis.

You think that goal line pass caused Lynch to retire, even though he played this year?

Just a single game all weekend. Booooring.

I waited. And the comments were just like the ones on every other Deadspin article. One or two mildly funny ones, none that were genuinely clever, lots of duds, and tons ‘o puns.