If she’s a beard, why concoct a celibacy story in the first place?

Doesn’t that demonstrate a stunning lack of self-awareness by O & A?

The dynamic of a stand up appearing on a morning drive show is fascinating to me.

In the same way that untalented writers become bloggers who have to rely on lame-clickbait, untalented entertainers become DJ’s who have to rely on lame, phony bits.

That happens all the time. Player A hits a clean shot down the line that Player B can’t get to, but it’s called out. Player A wins the challenge and is awarded the point.

I could ignite Deadspin’s audience by typing “tits” 300 times and hitting the publish button.

Are you just pointing out that it’s due for the typical, annual refresh?

Are you just pointing out that it’s due for the typical, annual refresh?

Considering he used to date Alanis, who is the polar opposite of these two, it might actually just be a coincidence.

I doubt he was trying to be “really edgy” by naming his kid James, but it’s still more interesting than a mean-spirited hit piece.

I did not know that. Certainly complicates the issue.

I don’t even think it’s coherent or pointed enough to qualify as parody. To me, it was more along the lines of “LOL! This is, like, sooooo random, so it’s totes hilarious!”

Yeah, it was pretty funny, right?

Trolling? Mocking Jezebel commentary? Trying to score stars? I mean, this can’t be a sincere comment, right?

I know reversing a decision is like splitting the atom for organized sports, but in this case, other than protocol, I can’t think of a single, reasonable argument for not doing so.

Persistence is necessary, but it’s not sufficient, and Pratt seems confused by that.

I love Shepp because his name makes him sound like either a 1940's newsman, or a 1980's sportscaster.

I totally get how eliminating helmets would reduce certain types of injuries. Probably even have a net positive impact on player health and safety.

In a show full of awesome characters, Donna was the best.

No, I would not sail on the Titanic II. Not because I’m afraid it will sink, but because if I want the experience of being on a cruise ship, there’s a crowded mall full of fat people right down the street.

Houston is worse than Dallas. But, it’s like saying cancer is worse than AIDS, so I won’t press the issue.