i will never not laugh at this

Jack Ruby basically shot Oswald on impulse as he was walking by the Dallas police headquarters (right place at the right time!).

It’s impossible to go over the top with the performance

but players like Isaiah Rider, Jason Richardson, and Nate Robinson were just as memorable and influential of winners.

I don’t know, this just seems a bit unnecessary. I was expecting to read about some terrible thing Reynolds did or said in the past to justify it to no avail. At the end of the day, he’s a nice guy and he’s legitimately talented so who cares? In today’s world, when celebrities are constantly letting us down with the…

How about because the movie looks like it might be fun?

We are overlooking that Boise State called a timeout immediately before this with no timeouts left. So theoretically, that should have resulted in a technical and never have come to this. MWC officiating is the absolute worst.

I was thinking the same thing. For all the dumb reasons not to overturn a result, this one seems like a clear cut case where it should be done.

Morgan shot himself with his gun while cleaning it

I’m a millenial whose first language is English and I think this is a dumb fucking joke if I’ve ever seen one, if that makes you feel any better :)

Oh Beiber. You’re pretty but you’re simple.

You’ve missed the point if you think anyone is saying you shouldn’t be concerned about the direction the country is going or that you should be passive. The point is to examine WHY you back a certain candidate for the less overt biases that are inherent in support. And look at who you think is best capable of…

This is a dumb article. The refs clearly stated they used a stopwatch *overlay* on the monitor. This means they didn’t “hit the start button on a stopwatch” when he touched the ball. They looked at the value of the stopwatch overlay (built into the review system) from the frozen frame at the moment he touched the ball…

I dunno...compared to their prior videos, I felt that this one lacked the usual gravity...

Thanks, that had confused me for so long, because I see the term used interchangeably. I began to assume they had shared ingredients in some way.

IN his defense this article is the height(or depths) of stupidity. The turf only adversely affected Michael Oher, it was only the patches he trod upon that were bad. Everyone else was playing on sod worthy of an Augusta fairway.

Terrible puns get more ‘stars’ than any other kind of comment not just at Deadspin, but all Gawker sites.

I laughed.

“Tallywacker could shoot someone in the middle of the street and wouldn’t lose any recs. It’s incredible.”

Chocolate truffles are a classic Valentine’s Day treat