Did you see Bernie on This Week on Sunday? That weasel Jonathan Karl tried to get him to smear Hillary and he took the high road:

Yes. Though, to be fair, smacking down Palin is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Ugh. You’re why spitballs were invented.

According to Dowd, Biden’s decision was prompted by the dying wish of his son, Beau Biden

So an out-of-towner doesn’t know the special lingo of a local roadside diner.

This needs more stars.

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?... ...Because the last time I ordered a sandwich, I got a fucking tortilla wrap.”

But bottled water is convenient, and my convenience trumps your desire to save the planet.

I once called the Zephyr Hills hotline and asked why water has an expiration date. The answer was that over time, toxins from the plastic can leach into the water and make it unsafe to drink.

And each one followed by a thousand hot takes.

Native American is a religion?

The bag was in the trash can that was in her cell.

Has her lawyer mentioned how much she’s suing for yet?

You have an amazing imagination. You should use it for good instead of for evil.

Well done. Gawker comment sections need more you.

Not for Gawker. Or the commenters who have already decided that all cops are racist murderers, for that matter.

$5000 bond is not unreasonable high.

I’ve seen a lot of morons saying she was dead for her mug shot.

That’s twisted logic. May as well blame her mom for giving birth to her.

So their schedule is so ‘feverish’ that they can’t take 30 seconds to skim a one-page article they just wrote in order to correct a mistake they should have been embarrassed to make?