Honestly, I would rather be dead than blind.

He blinded her with drain cleaner!

Haha, perhaps I over exaggerated a bit.

I thoroughly loved the two tiered gauge design. To each their own.

Let’s see how Kinja handles this overly large picture:

Oh, I hope you like it too!

Ummm wrong. Jesus outdid the bearded maniacal fuck of the OT on the cruelty scale by introducing permanent torture for temporary transgressions, and for the sin of not bowing down and worshipping him in utter sycophancy.Neither book is a good book.

She was tried in a Court Martial for a number of articles. But long story short When you join the military you are subject to a number of laws that either are non-existent in civilian law or have much more lenient punishments in civilian courts (adultery is actually a crime under the UCMJ (generally under article…

Papa John is a tax dodging gay hating wage filching one percenter. Zero pity. Negative fucks given.

Papa John is a giant douche, so I don’t feel sorry for him.

You are the second person to report such a weird mixup. Do you have an “obligation”? Depends on if you mean morally or legally. Legally, the ticket is the notice and the charge for what they accused you of. As written, it kind of fails to do that.

Telling people to dismiss anyone that says something contrary to your preconceptions is intellectually lazy.

You do realize bullets can go all the way through somebody right?

I think you mean Caustic, Ulcerous, Nauseating and Twat.

See, people like you anger me. It can be confusing ordering food at a new place as a lot of things can be going on at once. It is clear to me this lady was really trying to ask if it was on a bun or a slice of bread. I’ve heard this very same question used in a restaurant before. It should be your first instinct to…

I don’t think it really stank, you know, like Foot Odor or Sweaty Armpits.

She wasn’t high in jail, it was detected in her system. Weeks-old lacerations aren’t “fresh.”

So this is what we have here: