As long as we can still blame the cops, it’s all good.

I’m with you. During the recent heat wave in the northeast, I saw the Mayor of NYC on TV urging people to set their thermostats to 78 degrees to avoid putting too much strain on the electrical grid. And i’m thinking, 78?? I’ve been in my current apt. for 13 years and not once has the temperature ever approached 78. I…

But you can put on layers and I sure as hell can’t take them off.

On the subject of NPR voices, nothing and I mean NO-THING will make me switch stations faster than, “I’m Zoe Chase...” If the word “unlistentoable” exists, her voice is the definition of that word.

Ok, let me take a crack at one of the tough ones.

Good call, not sending it. If you find you really must ignore customer concerns, it’s probably best not to be a condescending bitch in the process.

6 weeks is clearly not enough weeks. But how many weeks is the right number of weeks? How was “24” weeks arrived at? And when was it decided? What exactly is “viability” and isn’t medical advancement reducing this number? What should the cutoff be right now?

Fair enough. For me it comes down to one word; cilantro. I can’t stand it, and they put it in everything.

Fair enough. For me it comes down to one word; cilantro. I can’t stand it, and they put it in everything.

Reminds me of going to the head shop to buy, not a bong, but a “water pipe for exotic Turkish tobaccos.”

Reminds me of going to the head shop to buy, not a bong, but a “water pipe for exotic Turkish tobaccos.”

But it’s a crap burrito. If they really wanted to screw you, they’d offer 2 free burritos.

But it’s a crap burrito. If they really wanted to screw you, they’d offer 2 free burritos.

Niiiice.

Niiiice.

That’s funny. At my company, we have Computer Based Training courses. You gotta take your CBTs.

Close.

Yah. Up until a few weeks ago, I thought I knkew what cornholing meant.

Also, wigs exist.

It wasn’t mysterious. She hung herself from a steel beam with a trash bag. Pretty un-mysterious, actually.

3 days in jail can really change a person’s outlook and their state of mind. The video shows nobody entered or exited her cell for hours before she hung herself, and the coroner’s report ruled it a suicide. And I’m sure no matter how much investigating is done, her family members. as well as all the cop haters, will…

I truly can not believe this small ticket resulted in a death. Wtf?!?!?!

I now use scissors for nearly everything I used to use a knife for. They’re great for cutting meat.

I would love to have sex with Amy Schumer’s chin. It just looks so puffy and inviting.