I come to Jalopnik because I love cars, not to see some dimwitted liberal frothing at the mouth because a few conservatives cannot change a tire.

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But the absolute best stat: 22 percent of people that access social networks while driving “cite addiction as a reason.”

Quick question for someone in the know. If a customer absolutely trashes a brand new loaner, like what happened in the first story, are they responsible for the damage?

So I try to get the managers attention who attempting to sell the engine flush.

This right here burns me so damn much. If you don’t trust our work, don’t come here.

“turnt up”??

I don’t understand how these people don’t seem to grasp that BEING RAPED isn’t just some sad form of brutality that happens to women

I have used a toothpick to tighten a loose eyeglass screw, but never to replace one.

They have those on Kitchenette over at Jezebel. They are fantastic.

Try HERE.

I like the idea of a racial epitaph.

They added balsamic vinegar(BARF)

Their food tastes fantastic to the people who enjoy eating it.

Yeah, I was gonna post a “Yo dawg, I heard you like breadsticks” picture, but I had no idea what the guys’ name was.

But what if you can only afford half an infinitive? Or maybe you just can’t finish a whole one? Ever think of that?

That’s what my mother did with us. There are six of us, and in her words, she is “not a short order cook.”

My dog refuses to eat bananas!

Yes, they all managed to point their cameras towards the field. Impressive.

In my experience, shitty tipping is usually a symptom of shitty service.