This was literally the only post worth reading on this entire board.

I heard he was just there so he wouldn’t get fined.

Only those of us who paid to watch it.

Maybe some people are better able to compartmentalize than others.

I rtemember that. I haven’t heard this guy’s name in like 30 years, but the last time I did, he seemed to be a stand-up guy doing awesome work for his community. How quickly things change, over 30 years.

So it wasn’t Zuckercorn trying to nuke a Ding-Dong without removing the foil?

I just want to know when they’re releasing the memorial album.

I guessed Billy Joel.

The reason I will always used wheeled luggage is because baggage handlers HATE bags without wheels. And anything that keeps the guy who decides whether my bag travels with me intact or ends up in Singapore with all of my valuables missing happy is ok with me.

Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz?

Me too. I know you don’t get to choose which regional market exists in your region, so I’m sad to say I will likely never experience Wegman’s though everyone says it’s great. I am pleased, however, that Publix happens to be my local supermarket. Their store brands rival the national brand versions of almost everything…

Baseball cards > Beanie Babies

Wow, this is just as dumb as the comment you replied to.

And invites none of those classmates to anything

I can never tell which special snowflakes we’re supposed to support and uplift and which ones we’re supposed to heap scorn and anger on. Someone should publish a newsletter.

Frankly, I’m doing better than my 15-year old self had imagined. If only there was a way to send money back. I have more than I know what to do with now, but he could have really used a few extra bucks.

I don’t have any hairspray.

Cooking? What's that? For me, living alone means collecting a variety of delivery menus and using them liberally.

I do not clean. Anything.

That's funny. When I moved into my current place, alone, a Keurig was one of the first things I bought. Literally my first purchases were a bed, a TV, a couch, a table, a lamp and my now beloved coffee maker.