I'm a confirmed loner, and frankly, I'm not sure my bathroom door even closes. It's never been attempted.

Yeah, but they're usually already dating other guys.

Good call.

I recommend a 60" flat screen.

I don’t care what he did or didn’t do. He looks like he belongs on our money.

Fewer. Fewer mass murderers, not less.

Or even the epic levels of butt hurt when people who are already deciding which woman should be on the $20 come to the realization that this bill has no chance of passing Congress?

It’s highly unlikely that someone named “Man killer” will ever appear on US currency.

Don’t be livid. You’ve been liberated. Celebrate this!

I don't even remotely resemble any of the models in the pics above.

I don't even remotely resemble any of the models in the pics above.

But... but... who murders their BluntMaster??!?

I love O’Leary. With Robert and the ladies, it’s practically a love fest. Mr. Wonderful and Mark Cuban are there to add some actual reality. A dash of “rude and demeaning” is what makes the show watchable for me.

“Hi. My name is It Doesn’t Matter and this is my product. I’m asking for $20 million for 1% of my company, which also doesn’t matter because I’m not actually here to make a deal. Just by appearing on your show, I’m guaranteed to make millions from viewers who don’t even wait for an episode to end before they hit the…

I’m not even sure what “masses” he’s trying to find common ground with. I just had to google “EDM” to find out what it meant.

His parents were absolutely not exiles. When they left Cuba, they took their wealth with them. That’s a tremendous slap in the face of true exiles who had to leave their wealth behind when they fled and had to start over when they arrived in Florida.

All I can think of is that when that pitbull snaps, I hope it ends up with the bunny in its jaws, and not the baby.

And he will instantly become the most qualified candidate to have declared thus far.

They do produce a lot of crap, but at least it doesn’t really smell.

Didn’t Reagan used to call his wife “Mommy”?

Eh. There’s billions on both sides. Ask Sheldon Adelson and the Koch brothers how far the hundreds of millions they spent supporting Romney in 2012 got them.