and experts blaming rap music an hour after the race.

Yes.

When none of them knew Hershiser and Gibby were Dodgers, I lost hope for the rest of the category.

She was trying for an even $10,000.

It's funny, in Carlin's voice, this is comedic genius. But reading it, it sounds like just so much worthless nitpicking.

I FF through the contestant interviews. I don't want to know anything about these people.

Thanks, but as I mentioned in another reply, I don't make enough for the few lost "interest" dollars to make much difference.

Sublime! Thank you.

I'm just going to assume this is a hoax.

1964 Plymouth Valiant.

Really. Cause otherwise the list itself just adds to the clutter. :-)

Tax help in March?

I live alone and rarely entertain guests, and my bathroom door has not been closed in years. In fact, I'd have to clear the swing path of towels and spent dryer sheets just to attempt it.

Ha! I just posted this! I play the same exact game, except when I'm done I send the ultimate winner back to corporate so they can breed stronger Ms. :-)

M&Ms!!

Exactly. The DoJ could have succumbed to public pressure, but they stuck to their guns and delivered the correct ruling. This is a positive on several levels.

Since there was really nothing for him to be charged with, and since the DoJ is not in the habit of making incorrect decisions just to placate angry people, I, for one, did not think he was going to be charged with anything.

Whether he profited or not is irrelevant, that's just Kara's way of letting the readers know where she stands, and how incredibly slanted the rest of the piece will be.

Plus, it makes trips to the dentist much more pleasant bc the hygienist has less built-up plaque to scrape off.

My dentist is fond (perhaps too fond) of saying, you don't have to floss all of your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.