I was more referring to the dead relative thing.

I have a hard stop at three, so we’ll need to put a pin in that and come back to it.

Consultant. Can confirm.

Can we table the next question and backtrack for a second?

This reply synergizes well with the article. I really like how you drilled-down into the list.

Friend of mine had a long running affair with Callahan.

God, what could have possibly been the attraction there? He’s an ugly racist asshole.

Got some bad news for you, buddy. Foo Fighters was Dad Rock the moment it was created.

Serious question: Going by the bands you listed, and the average age of fans of said bands, how do you not already have a couple of teenagers to drive you insane? Most of us are already sending the first wave off to college.

No fucking way.

The Flyers beat the Caps too! In OT!

this is the third time in my life that I’ve seen my (now almost 90) grandfather genuinely drunk off his ass, the prior two being the last two games of the 2005 season. While I’m certainly a brainwashed eagles fan, my poppop has been hoping a win pretty much forever, and this is probably his last shot at seeing it, and…

Nope, sorry. I’d even root for the f***ing Cowboys before I root for the Pats at this point. I’d have to violently purge my stomach afterwards, but...

Oh, to be a truck driver hauling scrapple & pork roll up to Minneapolis right now.

No.

Vikings should sign that concrete post. It’s shown it can stop guys in Eagles jerseys

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

The Cranberries - Stars

If the Jaguars somehow beat the Patriots next week, Jalen Ramsey is going to explode.

Don’t forget towels! They have towels, too.